Cleland lost three limbs in an accident during a routine noncombat mission where he was about to drink beer with friends. He saw a grenade on the ground and picked it up. He could have done that at Fort Dix. In fact, Cleland could have dropped a grenade on his foot as a National Guardsman — or what Cleland sneeringly calls “weekend warriors.” Luckily for Cleland’s political career and current pomposity about Bush, he happened to do it while in Vietnam.
There is more than a whiff of dishonesty in how Cleland is presented to the American people. Terry McAuliffe goes around saying, “Max Cleland, a triple amputee who left three limbs on the battlefield of Vietnam,” was thrown out of office because Republicans “had the audacity to call Max Cleland unpatriotic.” Mr. Cleland, a word of advice: When a slimy weasel like Terry McAuliffe is vouching for your combat record, it’s time to sound “retreat” on that subject.
Needless to say, no one ever challenged Cleland’s “patriotism.” His performance in the Senate was the issue, which should not have come as a bolt out of the blue inasmuch as he was running for re-election to the Senate. Sen. Cleland had refused to vote for the Homeland Security bill unless it was chock-full of pro-union perks that would have jeopardized national security. (“OH, MY GOD! A HIJACKED PLANE IS HEADED FOR THE WHITE HOUSE!” “Sorry, I’m on my break. Please call back in two hours.”)