Evelyn the Pirate

Evelyn has informed me in the most serious tone that she wants to move to Somalia so she can be a pirate and say “Argh Matey” every day.

I tried explaining that Somali pirates aren’t like the pirates she thinks of. All she knows is that they say “argh matey” and probably have parrots.

Sigh.

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Erick Erickson

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