Facts You Need To Know About Fred Thompson

Courtesy of RedState. Here’s a sample:

If you play Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven” backwards, you will hear Fred Thompson loading his shotgun.

You can safely view Fred Thompson using a shoe box with a pin-sized hole in one end.

While he is opposed to gay marriage, Fred Thompson is very compassionate towards gays since, in comparison to him, every man is a flaming homosexual.

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Erick Erickson

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  • It’s Giuliani redux. The less you know of the person the better you like him.

    All too soon Fred’s life, good and bad, will come out and the disillusionment will begin.

  • I don’t think that will be a big issue. The Fred bandwagon started with those who know all that stuff and is working its way down.

    Besides, he was single when he was playing the field.

    And with Rudy, it’s not that people have problems with his personal life. They have problems with him being socially liberal.