New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie speaks on behalf of Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, before Trump arrives at a campaign event in Tampa, Fla., Monday, March 14, 2016. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

Having Gimped Himself For Trump, Christie Cries Out

Ever since endorsing Trump, Chris Christie has been the trained monkey that Trump trots out on stage and commands to dance. He’s been the gimp in Trump’s basement waiting to be let out of the cage for meals and human contact. And he did it all in order to be Vice President of the United States, or at least the nominee.

But Trump, treating Christie like a one night stand, chose someone else to take to the altar in Cleveland. Now it appears Chris Christie is very angry about it.

And he should be.

He dolled himself up, put on a full leather suit and ball gag, climbed willingly into the cage, and Trump abandoned him. Poor Chris.

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Erick Erickson

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