Though we did not care anyway, let’s faithfully report that Michael Jackson has been found not guilty. The jury immediately reached that decision, but then took several days to report it.
Now, because he is flat broke, I have a suggestion. Michael Jackson and Mike Tyson should do a reality TV show together to bail themselves out of debt. If Anna Nicole Smith can, surely they can. Our society has already sunk past the point of it being out of the question.