Ugh! My family will be so proud of me. By the time I finished feeding Evelyn she had smelly greenish poop oozing out everywhere. It smelled like stale cigarettes too. Ugh.
I started gagging and wiping. Before I realized it, she had reached her hand down, gotten poop on her hand, and smeared her face. Yack!
The poopy diaper did not conquer me. I cleaned her all up, bathed us both in Purell, and fled the room before I got sick. Well done if I do say so myself!