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Erick Erickson

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  • Hi, I just started my own blog today and thought I’d share something I posted there. I hope you like it.

    If Jesus was a Republican

    Blessed are the fundamentalists,
    for only they will go to heaven.

    Blessed are they who mourn,
    for they present a photo – op.

    Blessed are our corporate sponsors,
    for they shall possess the earth.

    Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for revenge,
    for they shall be satisfied tenfold.

    Blessed are the electronic voting machines,
    for they shall obtain the votes.

    Blessed are the pure of heart,
    for they shall be rolled like a homeless drunk.

    Blessed are the dead civilians,
    for they shall be called collateral damage.

    Blessed are they who suffer persecution for justice sake,
    for theirs is the lethal injection.