I Am An Undocumented PowerBall Winner

I need to call the Georgia Lottery today. Here’s why.

The AP referred to Chicago students as “undocumented citizens” in a story published Tuesday about Mayor Rahm Emanel’s response to Trump’s DACA rollback.

Emanuel spoke as Chicago Public Schools marked the first day of classes Tuesday. The mayor told students at Solorio Academy High School they “are welcome in the city of Chicago.” The Chicago Sun-Times reports that school officials say about a third of the school’s students are undocumented citizens. Emanuel said Chicago schools “will be a Trump-free zone.”

For the record, there’s no such thing as an “undocumented citizen,” unless the AP means a naturalized citizen whose papers have been lost, or a natural-born U.S. citizen who was born in the woods and never documented.

But that’s not what they meant. They meant “illegal alien.” It’s just another subtle move by a biased press who want America to have an open borders policy and call everyone in the word an American citizen.

I wouldn’t be surprised to see this NewSpeak term start popping up in the media. We must nip it in the bud. People who are here illegally, under DACA or not, are not citizens. Green card holders are not citizens. Calling them “undocumented citizens” is a slap in the face to every immigrant who stands up before a judge and swears the oath of citizenship.

The AP, single-handedly, has cheapened every American’s citizenship. Nip it in the bud.

I need to test this NewSpeak trend by calling the Georgia Lottery and telling them I’m an undocumented Powerball winner. I’ll let you know how that works out.

UPDATE: Just now the AP has corrected their story and walked back the NewSpeak. Someone must have given them a clue. I still want to test it on the lottery folks though.

The Associated Press Won’t Report What a Killer Actually Said

A man in Fresno, CA has shot several people. He claimed he did not like white people and he yelled “Allahu Akbar” before shooting. That is according to the police. But, as the Associated Press reports it,

“God is great” may be the English translation, but that is not what he said. Note that the AP did not clarify that the man said it in Arabic or anything else. Yes, in the article the AP did, but their tweet speaks for itself. What American, at this point, doesn’t know what “Allahu Akbar” means in both denotation and connotation?

The Jews!!!

We are getting a very interesting look into the mind of the left.

The other day the Associated Press reported on a new revelation inside the Iran deal. According to the Associated Press, the United Nations is going to let Iran inspect its own nuclear sites. The Associated Press is standing by the story.

But after first reporting it, the AP released a summarized story that left out those deals. Left wing groups immediately pounced and declared that the AP was retracting its story without doing so. Actually, the AP announced it was just a summarized story, released the whole story again, and stands by the story.

Iran will be allowed to use its own inspectors to investigate a site it has been accused of using to develop nuclear arms, operating under a secret agreement with the U.N. agency that normally carries out such work, according to a document seen by The Associated Press.

The revelation on Wednesday newly riled Republican lawmakers in the U.S. who have been severely critical of a broader agreement to limit Iran’s future nuclear programs, signed by the Obama administration, Iran and five world powers in July. Those critics have complained that the wider deal is unwisely built on trust of the Iranians, while the administration has insisted it depends on reliable inspections.

Now that it is standing by its story after a day of sustained attacks from the left that the AP first retracted it, then got it wrong, then got it from an old side deal that is no longer a deal, the left has had to move on to something else.

According to left wing spin now, the AP got the story right, but they were fooled. The deal they reported on was actually forged by Jews.

Seriously.

It is worth noting that the White House has not refuted the Associated Press’s report.

The only people who are, are outside leftwing groups who oppose strong American-Israeli ties, which again suggests they know the deal will be bad for Israel and good for Iran’s nuclear ambitions. It is also amazing that Congress would consider even approving this deal when so much about it is still unknown or hidden.