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Three’s Company: Valerie Jarrett Moves Into Obama Mansion to Help Plot “Insurgency”

Barack and Michelle Obama have moved into a beautiful, English-looking mansion just to miles from the White House. In what sounds like the premise of the least funny sitcom ever, Obama Svengali Valerie Jarrett has moved into the house with the former First Couple. Their purpose? To mount an “insurgency” against Donald Trump, according to the UK Daily Mail.

Obama’s goal, according to a close family friend, is to oust Trump from the presidency either by forcing his resignation or through his impeachment.

And Obama is being aided in his political crusade by his longtime consigliere, Valerie Jarrett, who has moved into the 8,200-square-foot, $5.3-million Kaloroma mansion with  the former president and Michelle Obama, long time best friends.

Jarrett played a vital – if at times low-key – role in the Obama presidency. She lived in the White House, dined with the Obamas, and help shape his domestic and foreign policies.

According to friends, Jarrett has prodded the Obamas to serve as a sort of opposition to the Trump administration as a way to preserve the former president’s legacy.

‘Obama is dismayed at the way Trump is tearing down his legacy—ObamaCare, the social safety net and the welcome mat for refugees he put in place,’ the source continued.

And if keeping Jarrett in the house with Obama and his family sounds creepy, remember she pulled the strings around the White House, involving herself in nearly every decision and serving as consigliere to the Obamas.

‘There was never any doubt that Valerie would have a suite of rooms in the house that the Obama’s are renting,’ said the source. ‘Obama trusts her judgment more than any other person on the planet, as does Michelle.

Obama doesn’t make a decision without her.’

The Daily Mail also states that Jarrett plans on traveling with the Obamas, as well as sharing residences in Hawaii and Chicago with them. No word on whether they will dine and drink at the Regal Beagle together or foil the plans of their nosy landlord, Mr. Roper, to find out the truth about their lives.

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